An update on the Book

I haven’t talked about the book I’ve been writing in a long time.  Many things have happened since I announced and released the first page on Facebook months ago. 

1.  I have completed 122 pages

and

2.  I have rewritten the first page, which I wanted to share at least the ROUGH first bit with you.

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My name is Philip DeFranco and my life is…..weird.  I say weird because I have no other way to describe it.  Here is the free run on sentence version if you don’t want to buy this silly book.  I was a loser for 17 years before I finally left my moms house because she was an alcoholic that liked to fight with my abusive step dad a bit too much, I lost my first “real” job at a movie theater for letting my boss perform the oral on me, I spent most of my college years drinking bacardi 151, doing whip-its, and being way too concerned that my girlfriend was cheating on me; spoiler alert, she was and when I broke up with her she fucked her boss at Sonics 24 hours later which really sucked because I loved their onion rings for lunch, so then I jumped into a life of bootlegging DVDs on Ebay to make up the half of rent I no longer had because I kicked that whore out of my apartment, followed by me dropping out of college and “online dating” a 21 year old woman in NY who turned out to be a crazy 17 year old in Kentucky, which is when I lost all my money, but my YouTube audience I had built over the past year gave me 500 bucks for gas money to get to Florida, which is where I lied to my dad about going to my classes at FSU, used the student loans to buy a computer and camera to help make youtube videos that slowly got more and more popular which resulted in my father kicking me out for lying to him and throwing my life away into a field with no future, then just three months later meeting my now current girl of 4 years Lindsay through YouTube and having one of the most watched shows on YouTube, WHICH is also around the time I formed a super mega ultra company with friends, left it, compete with it, and now according to the news I’m helping lead the digital entertainment revolution.  Or something like that…..

So if you would like to continue reading this book that I have written with half a bottle on Jack Daniels in me……..enjoy.