Because A. He is sad Michael Jackson died. B. He realized the man in the mirror is a woman beating cock sucker. C. He doesn’t understand why no one is buying his CD. D. He realizes he could rebrand himself back the the sensitive sweetheart. PS. Playing the video on mute with the audio just [...]
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Katy Perry in Esquire…Nekid?!
How did you dirty bastards let me miss this while I was in San Francisco?!! WTF guys……I feel like I don’t even know you anymore. PS. Looking at this picture with this sound…..is funny to me. (NSFW audio) PPS. Thats what your mom sounded like when she was making you. PPPS. That mental image is [...]
That's How You Advertise a Disaster!
This would be sexy if she wasn’t so covered in skin cancer.
The Creation of Mario
DeviantArt user Shigeru Miyamoto has created Mario in a parody of Michelangelo’s “Creation of Adam” from the Sistine Chapel. All I’m saying is it is awesome, and I always knew that Mario wasn’t really packing much in those trousers. Why else would he have to work so hard to get some ass?


