Dear packaging people who make plastic enclosures with no openings so I have to find scissors or a knife,
Die.
Sincerely,
Philip DeFranco
PS. To the people who package the scissors in plastic enclosures with no openings I hope you die of a million self inflicted hand cuts caused by stray knives, keys, and pens.
I have either the best or worst wake up alarm.
“Joe Bereta had a mustache and we grew jealous.” StacheFed [x]
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Oh Joe…
I work with fantastically weird and lovely people.
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One of the problems with political debates and campaigns include that they are never about what really matters. It seems politicians want to regulate what you do in your bedroom/who you marry/what happens in your body when they should be focusing on the economy and unregulated business.
Its like the plane is on fire plummeting towards the earth and rather than pulling up or trying to save the plane you’re screaming at Alec Baldwin to stop playing Words with Friends.
After a long long day nothing beats puppy cuddles….except maybe Linzy cuddles but shes gone for 10 days so I’ll make due.
Knocking 2 birds with stone here.
1. Enjoy your Tuesday “The Nation is Sexy” post
and
2. Any desire for this t-shirt design to come back for a bit?
